Oh…god… This is so true.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
I laughed so hard, I need a nap.
That is funny, sadly. My votes:
11. When you tie on a tie and the length isn’t just right, you find yourself taking it off and tying it again.
12. You sift through newspaper inserts to see if Dockers or memory cards are on sale anywhere.
13. Leather loafers are more comfortable than sneakers.
14. Your car costs more than your stereo. Your iPod cost more than all the CDs you’ve purchased in the past decade.
15. You drive to work, even though it’s only eight blocks down the road.
16. You’ve ended a phone conversation with an acquaintance other than your spouse with “Love you, be home soon.â€
17. You no longer think of wool fabric as itchy.
18. Forget what the label claims, rayon and polyester look nothing—nothing!—like silk.
19. You bring a book with you to the bathroom and remain seated longer than nature requires.
20. Watching a movie with younger friends, you fret the whole time about the effect the language and depicted acts may have on them.