Even if YOU don’t know what faith you are, Belief-O-Matic knows. Answer 20 questions about your concept of God, the afterlife, human nature, and more, and Belief-O-Matic will tell you what religion (if any) you practice…or ought to consider practicing.
Belief-O-Matic Results [for me]:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.
Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (96%)
3. New Age (95%)
4. Liberal Quakers (89%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (80%)
7. Secular Humanism (79%)
8. New Thought (76%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
10. Scientology (67%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
12. Taoism (61%)
13. Bahá‘í Faith (57%)
14. Nontheist (54%)
15. Hinduism (53%)
16. Reform Judaism (53%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
18. Jainism (46%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
20. Sikhism (40%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
22. Jehovah’s Witness (31%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
24. Islam (23%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
27. Roman Catholic (14%)
There’s some serious irony at work here. I was raised Roman Catholic, and Belief-O-Matic feels my current belief system is least related to Catholacism.






I took that poll.…
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (81%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
6. New Thought (77%)
7. Liberal Quakers (72%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (71%)
9. Scientology (66%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (58%)
11. Bahá‘í Faith (56%)
12. Taoism (56%)
13. Reform Judaism (53%)
14. Secular Humanism (51%)
15. Hinduism (45%)
16. Sikhism (41%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
18. Jainism (40%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
22. Jehovah’s Witness (28%)
23. Nontheist (27%)
24. Islam (19%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (11%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)
So, knowing both of us and our religious beliefs, how do you interpret the results you and I received?
I find it thouroughly amusing.…I would never in my wildest dreams have guessed, that deep inside of me lurks a liberal quaker.and upon further reflection, I would think that Jainism should be higher up on my personal list.
As for you?.…
Never forget your roots… I remember your self induced “religious slump” from a few years ago. I hope that you have decided to once again embrace your faith and power. You are strong in the ways… and it will help you through many rough times. I have only myself began to truly apprecciate my abilities. Focus on the negative and it will thrive, as I have learned the hard way. The biggest challenge… in ANY faith, keep true to your spirit or calling, and it will guide you to the better path… albiet sometimes a scenic route through some pretty horrendous ordeals.
gimme a call sometime brother.
Given our upbringings, I was surprised to see Catholic so far down our lists.
I’ve been trying to get back to my faith. I even dug out of storage a set of 8 cassette tapes that comprise a lecture called “Energy Anatomy” by Carolyn Maise (spelling may be off). After listening to the first two and one-half tapes today, I felt good deal more centered, more like myself. I small breakthru happened in one of those epiphanic, all-of-a-sudden moments. Something big made sense again. A minute and three-quarters later my cell rang with an interview offer. I had forgotten how good it felt to know Truth and how much power and immediacy I can summon when I do.
Unfortunately, within a few mintues of returning home, it all unravelled again.
My current ordeal is the most horrendous I’ve ever been in.
Pardon me if I chime in, not being a longtime visitor here, but I took the survey too and got fairly interesting results.
My poll results were:
1.ÊMainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.ÊMainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (88%)
3.ÊBah‡’’ Faith (86%)
4.ÊOrthodox Quaker (83%)
5.ÊChurch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (82%)
6.ÊJehovah’s Witness (82%)
7.ÊLiberal Quakers (78%)
8.ÊEastern Orthodox (77%)
9.ÊRoman Catholic (77%)
10.ÊSeventh Day Adventist (74%)
11.ÊUnitarian Universalism (66%)
12.ÊTheravada Buddhism (60%)
13.ÊOrthodox Judaism (57%)
14.ÊMahayana Buddhism (54%)
15.ÊSikhism (54%)
16.ÊJainism (52%)
17.ÊHinduism (50%)
18.ÊNeo-Pagan (48%)
19.ÊChristian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
20.ÊReform Judaism (47%)
21.ÊSecular Humanism (43%)
22.ÊIslam (43%)
23.ÊTaoism (43%)
24.ÊNew Age (40%)
25.ÊNew Thought (30%)
26.ÊNontheist (30%)
27.ÊScientology (25%)
I found myself going back to what the poll seemed to be saying to me with respect to the results. My belief system, nurtured in Roman Catholicism and shaped further by long years in a self-imposed wilderness that I now no longer remember why I started, seems to have just a little more in common with Protestantism than my native Catholicism. I find that both interesting and amusing for reasons I cannot put a finger on.
I was born RC and consider myself “lapsed” (apostate-haven’t consistently practiced the faith for years) but have felt the call of my mother religion. I have a free home-study Bible course that I’m going through in starts; I even have a few books by Catholic writers that I have found engaging and also have a paperback copy of the Catechism (availible at Powells and other fine bookstores. If such a thing intrigues the notional you you should get it-it’s not expensive and it’s actually quite readable. A testament to the quality of The Wife{tm} is that even though she does not wish to convert (she is a nonaffiliated Christian) she does not object to living a Catholic lifestyle as she finds an extreme amount of beauty and love in the Catholic system. Also, she admires JP2.
Ah, prattle prattle prattle. Pariah, thanks for the opportunity to ramble on.
Quickly going over the rest, I am encouraged that RC (for reasons stated above) is #9 on my list. Based on my personal feelings, I’d like to have seen it higher. I am intrigued that, by and large, those faiths that I have felt spoke to me loudest are at the top of the list (save the Protestant, which, as I said, find amusing), and the ones that don’t speak to me at all are down to the bottom.
But, I must say, I don’t know what Scientology is doing there. And this must have important beliefs in common with Mormonism, but not dogma, because I’ve done more than my share of comparative religion self-study (as well as seek out critical information on all faiths) and Mormonism is just something I cannot personally approach in any way.
Thanks once again for giving something to make me think, explore, and feel.
I would have to agree with her there. Though long fallen from the graces of the Vatican, I was raised Roman Catholic. In the immutable traditions and trappings of Catholocism I find great comfort. It isn’t Christ or the Holy Ghost that enfolds me warmly in safety and comfort despite the cold oak of the pew. Rather it’s the predictability of the practice; one mass is the same as the next, regardless of parish. While there exists enough freedom for each priest to infuse his personality into the mass, the atmosphere, structure, and activity of a mass remain constant. Most importantly (to me), is the continuance with an adult’s lucidity of that which I was taught as a child: A Catholic church is safe; one may always seek refuge in one and catch one’s breath.
Catholic dogma no longer holds Truth or comfort for me, but the traditions and sense of safety inherent in the practice of Catholic services returns me St. Someone’s building on occassion.
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (89%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (78%)
4. Bahá‘í Faith (77%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (73%)
6. Reform Judaism (72%)
7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (64%)
8. Neo-Pagan (63%)
9. New Age (60%)
10. Sikhism (59%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (56%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (54%)
15. Islam (53%)
16. Secular Humanism (51%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (48%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (47%)
19. Roman Catholic (47%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
21. New Thought (44%)
22. Jehovah’s Witness (43%)
23. Jainism (40%)
24. Taoism (38%)
25. Scientology (36%)
26. Hinduism (27%)
27. Nontheist (26%)
I am another one that was raised Roman Catholic, and now I am somewhat of a Catholic light, mixed with protestant… interesting test… and I might have to go learn a little more about the Quakers, I eat thier oatmeal and never knew it was a full fledged religion. ;)
Pariah (and others):
I am extremely enamored of the sorts of internal journeys that we go on when we think of spirituality, and our own spiritual sides. In terms of final result and opinion I can only speak to my own experience. I do not however, think it out of line to say that thinking about religion (organized or non) seems to cause a combination of introspection, and self-defniniton.
I do not think this an altogether fruitless or unproductive as long as it is not solely an internal journey. One of the things that most religions seem to do is, in some direct or indirect way, cause us to reach out in a positive way to our world.
Yes, I do find troubling aspects in proceeding gradually back toward the Catholic Church. The scandals in the news regarding the molestation of children and the incredibly bad handling of the results down through the years.
Still, I feel a gentle call back to the Church and I will probably follow it in my own wending way. When I last had Mass, and visited a Church (Our Lady of Sorrows, at SE 52nd and Woodstock to be precise), we found ourselves in the middle of a sincere group of folks of various levels of devoutness who had nothing but love for the world.
Certainly that’s possible without religion; one of the things I’ve learned lately is that some people need religion more and others less.
I’d better end this; it’s becoming woolgathering.
But before I go, touching on Pariah’s response to me, yes, the comfort of the Church in its traditions and routines is a big point for me, too. It’s one of the things that got me “back in the door”.
Hi there,
I’d be interested in taking the test, can you provide me a link? an URL?. I am a very itense student of religion and find this blog very interesting, thanks Mr pariah for the chance to read the many opinions and the chance to say mine. I was brought up in a multireligion family. Mainly catholic, all but two of these were Christian. It was good cause I got to sample many different beleif systems and also very many doctrines. I also learned to have a great respect for all religions and to see there is a lot in comon amongs all religions in the world. I love the Bible and read it often. My chosen religion might surprise many, it is Scientology. But for all the diferences people find in it to Christianity, I have learned to appreciate Jesus and The Bible a lot more through it. It agrees with me basicaly because it is very liberal and not authoritarian, and I find it workable. I love the Catholic heritage of mine and I identify perfectly with the above ideas. I’d like to take the test too If possible. Thanks again for sharing your views and insigts, very valuable to me. Love Spiritual one
You can still reach the Belief-o-matic. It’s linked through the first sentence of Pariah’s original post here, or use this link:
http://beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
hello !