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None of my business. This is my personal blog, where I talk about family, friends, cats, laughing, and crying. What is discussed is this section has nothing whatsoever to do with my profession or with my ability to service clients and partners. As long as you understand the distinction, you are welcome to read and contribute to the discussion.

I am an optimist–if you’ve spent any time with me or even read­ing my Facebook and Twitter posts, you know this–but, damn, it’s hard to remain opti­misitic right now. Nearly every­thing that can go wrong over the last cou­ple of months

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15 years is a long time. Who were you then ver­sus now? Find out who I was and am in this meme.

I don’t know what’s up with me lately. My nights are filled with fit­ful sleep with strange night­mares that make me thrash and scream and sweat. When not in REM sleep, I emit an unchar­ac­ter­is­tic snore so loud it wakes and … »

As a human for sale on the open mar­ket I am appar­ently worth $3.6 mil­lion U.S., at least accord­ing to the quirky HumanForSale​.com sur­vey. My resale value has risen in the last 9 months. In October 2008 I was val­ued at »

A song comes on the radio, and sud­denly I’m 18 again, hang­ing with a rock band and apolo­get­i­cally get­ting more groupies than the lead singer.

Here’s what you’re sup­posed to do… Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The the­ory is that you will learn a lot of lit­tle known things about each other.

USING ONLY ONE WORD! It’s not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It’s really hard to use only one-word answers. Be sure to tag the per­son who sent … »

Absolutely hilar­i­ous video par­o­dy­ing the Snuggie blan­ket with sleeves.

Schentel wrote:

Please help us in say­ing good bye to a dear friend and furry son. Last night at 7:00 pm our beloved fam­ily dog Cody was killed, when he was struck by a car just out­side our Oregon home in … »

We spent the evening at the St. Vincent’s emer­gency room. Everything’s fine (now). Nothing serious.

The adven­ture began at 3:30 Pacific, and we got home not too long before 11 o’clock. We watched a cou­ple of DVRed episodes of “Dexter,” and … »

According to an odd lit­tle online sur­vey I am, as a human on the open mar­ket, appar­ently worth $2,931,798. That isn’t bad equity in myself. Hmm… I won­der if I can bor­row against that…

I’ll have to send a PDF of … »

I for­get where I found this online, but it’s one of those memes (shared ideas) that cir­cu­lates through­out the Blogosphere.

LAYER ONE:

Name: Pariah Scott Burke
Birth date: 18 March
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Current Location: Oregon
Eye Color: Changes between blue, … »

We saw Phantom of the Opera open­ing night (Wednesday) at the Keller Auditorium. Box 8, cen­ter­stage, fan­tas­tic seats. I’ve been dying to see Phantom on stage since the mid-80s. When it came to Portland I jumped on it. Wonderful per­for­mance! Everything … »

[sigh] I really wanted to go to Crue Fest this past Saturday night–Motley Crue, 6A.M., Buckcherry, other bands–but couldn’t. We had reser­va­tions at Newport Beach for the week­end (it was a great time) and cel­e­brated (a belated) Lugnasadh on the … »

This, I would think, would work just as well for co-workers prone to peer­ing over the cubi­cle wall or check­ing out one’s com­puter over one’s shoulder.

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irri­tat­ing trav­eler who keeps talking

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After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which con­veys to the mechan­ics prob­lems encoun­tered with the air­craft dur­ing the flight that need repair or cor­rec­tion. The mechan­ics read and cor­rect the prob­lem, and then respond in … »

I began this blog to share my thoughts and feel­ings; it’s a place for me to vent. That was years ago, before the “blog-olution” and the idea that a blog is a manda­tory com­po­nent of every good mar­ket­ing cam­paign. This site … »

This past Friday, Strawberry Blonde and I sur­prised Mojo by check­ing her out of school to go see Ghost Rider on open­ing day. Mojo, whose grades had been suf­fer­ing the first part of the year, worked hard and brought D’s and … »

MSNBC’s Keith Olberman speaks directly to Mr. Bush about the BBC news report stat­ing that Bush will announce the com­mit­ment of 20,000 more U.S. troops to Iraq.

It’s a pow­er­ful, empas­sioned response that sums up the frus­tra­tions many of us feel.

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I’m not one for bath­room humor, but this is extra spe­cial, and sim­ply must be shared.

This after­noon I was hold­ing and pet­ting my cat, Chloe. As is often the way, I held her like a baby–on her back, cra­dled in … »

Apparently, Jamie Leigh has dis­cov­ered that ego-surfing for her name returns this web­site among the top search engine results–and she has taken issue with it. She has asked me to delete a post from this blog so she may ask Google … »

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