India Daily Leaks Extraterrestrial Technologies Under Research

From the India Daily news­pa­per (online edi­tion), 9 July 2005:

Reverse engi­neer­ing quark accel­er­at­ing high mass bunker bust­ing pre­ci­sion bombs from extrater­res­tri­al UFOs
How do extrater­res­tri­al UFOs pen­e­trate earth’s crust to build bases under the tec­ton­ic plates? How do they enter the earth’s crust so qui­et­ly with­out mas­sive effects on the sur­face of the earth?

And there’s this one from the same source, on the same date:

Creation of “negative” mass is the key to suc­cess for advanced alien and future human civilizations
The word may sound weird to con­ven­tion­al physi­cists but that is the key if future human civ­i­liza­tion is to com­pete with that of the advanced aliens. All the dilem­ma of phys­i­cal uni­verse can be brought under con­trol once we learn the con­cept of arti­fi­cial­ly con­vert­ing mass­es into “negative masses”. 

The alien civ­i­liza­tions per­form these mass con­ver­sions all the time. Becoming net-net mass less pro­vides the key to the fur­ther tech­no­log­i­cal advance­ment of our civilization.

Bewilderdly scratch­ing your head and ask­ing what the hell? Well, so am I.

The arti­cle is in the Technology sec­tion of an Indian news­pa­per, so I find myself won­der­ing if it’s a cul­tur­al thing: Most of the world takes itself far less seri­ous­ly than does the United States. Perhaps humor­ous arti­cles beside fac­tu­al arti­cles are par for the course in India. Perhaps its an info­tain­ment thing.

The first arti­cle actu­al­ly wraps up with a plau­si­ble point, hint­ing that the entire yarn was an enter­tain­ing means of express­ing a far out but legit­i­mate tech­nol­o­gy cur­rent­ly under research for ter­res­tri­al and cur­rent day needs.

With the sec­ond arti­cle, how­ev­er, the point is less clear. Is the India Daily seri­ous­ly dis­cussing “neg­a­tive mass” (bet­ter known as anti-matter) as an emerg­ing tech­nol­o­gy? Yes, quarks, sub­atom­ic par­ti­cles with­in the nucle­us of atoms, would be the key to anti-matter pro­duc­tion, but are we there yet? Physicists are still try­ing to under­stand quarks; are they already at the point of fac­tor­ing their use into inter­stel­lar travel?

Or is the India Times just hav­ing a lit­tle fun?

7 thoughts on “India Daily Leaks Extraterrestrial Technologies Under Research

  1. Jon Bruner

    If any­thing is seri­ous­ly being researched I’m sure there will be more and more seri­ous arti­cles published.

    Who knows, maybe July 9th in India is sim­i­lar to our April 1st in the US?

  2. Pariah S. Burke Post author

    Ooh, good point, Jon. I won­der if that’s true about April 9th. Hmm.

    I’m quite intrigued by the pres­ence of such arti­cles in a dai­ly paper–not by the sub­stance of the arti­cles themselves.

  3. Samuel John Klein

    I can’t fig­ure the Bharati (that’s Hindu (at least I think it is) for Indian).

    Perhaps it’s all those peo­ple up against each oth­er. India’s no small piece of land, true, but it’s small­er than the USA, but con­tains almost as many peo­ple as China.

    Indeed, they seem so desparate for indi­vid­ual noto­ri­ety and fame that many of them start­ed doing more and more out­ra­geous things to get into the Guinness Book of Records. I can’t remem­ber any­thing in par­tic­u­lar, but they got to be so edgy that Guinness start­ed turn­ing down requests from that country.

    Not to be denied thi­er moment in the Sun, an Indian pub­lish­er start­ed up his own book…of Indian records, naturally.

    Strange place.

  4. Pariah S. Burke Post author

    Bery inter­vest­ing. I did not know zat.

    (Forgive the accent, I’m watch­ing Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein as I write this and lay­out the busi­ness plan for world domination.)

  5. Rakesh Bera

    I remem­ber the words writ­ten by a famous London UFOlogist “Science fic­tion” is the first step to pro­pose a sci­en­tif­ic theory.The arti­cles in the above con­text should not be tak­en as a typ­i­cal Indian aproach towards “Extra ter­res­tri­al Technology Research”..But It should be tak­en in a more broad manner.
    As far as anti mat­ter is concerned,Not only India but the whole world needs to know a great deal about it.

  6. 84735

    We were nev­er alone, and soon it will become evi­dent­ly clear to all the rea­son for the ET to be in the Himalayas as we approach the begin­ning of a new age ! The 5th dimen­sion­al real­i­ty is coming … 

    BoOm !

    :D

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