Office Space Soundboard

The people I work with worship the film Office Space. They seemingly never tire of quoting Gary Cole’s manager character. In their honor I post this, Office Space Soundboard, as found through Michelle’s Everything under the Sun.

5 responses to “Office Space Soundboard”

  1. Moofamba Boner Avatar
    Moofamba Boner

    Hey Pariah YOU SUCK and your gay ass website sucks ass BIG TIME! We don’t like your picture…. you look like a horse’s ass and need to stop living back in the day. When you finally grow out of this phase give us a call
    1-800-SUCK BALLS

  2. Mike Hunt Avatar
    Mike Hunt

    Referring to yourself in third person, sporting a mullet and a scraggy-ass goatee (and ass-length hair in a time other than the 70s – 80s?).

    Man o man, you must make even your fellow homosexuals really aggravated!!

  3. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    Have to agree – you SUCK!!

  4. Pariah S. Burke Avatar

    Moofamba, Mike, and Jim: I just want to take a moment to thank you anonymous cowards for the page hits.

    Every time you view and comment you generate two ad impressions, putting cash directly into my pocket. I’m grateful to people like you; you alone make the payments on my Corvette.

    So, thank you! Come on by any time–and keep those anonymous comments coming!

  5. KIF Avatar

    Thats classic. Just like when those folks bought those snoop dogg CDs and ran them over with a car. When asked to comment, Snoop said “I’d just like to thank them for paying my bills”.