Freud would be proud. Now women can pee like men. That’s right, women everywhere can experience the joy that is standing up while going #1. What woman wouldn’t love the experience that comes from the P Mate? Oh yeah, most of them ‑particularly the girlie girls. While these would be useful for women who go camping a lot or marathon runnings, nothing says “I’m a total freak and I think you are as well,” than giving the woman in your life a fake penis to pee with.